bigPRX
This is possibly, one of the BEST spams I have ever, ever received. Scratch that, it may be one of the worst spams I’ve ever received. Guess it depends on your point of view.
Does this type of ad really work? Have any of you men out there actually clicked on one of these ads? Maybe I’m not their target market, though last I checked I had the appropriate equipment their product is supposed to make “Bigger, Harder, and Longer”. (Sounds like the opening sequence to the Million Dollar Man, for those old enough to remember. “We can rebuild him…”)
My favorite part is the name. “bigPRX”, hmm, is that some kind of fancy acronym for a really long medical name that we won’t be able to pronounce correctly? I’m also a little freaked by the fact that the clip art girls chosen for this ad are a bit young for Mr. Chippendale?
And thank the dear Lord it is an “HQ Natural Product!” WTF does that mean. If it is supposed to suggest “High Quality,” why can’t they, or why weren’t they allowed to write “High Quality?” Two to four days shipping, what if your third date is tomorrow night???
I used to bitch and moan about theВ spam I get daily at work, but I’ve been slowing, and if they keep getting to be this funny, I might start filling out all those random contact forms so I can get even more of it.
I’m curious to hear other people’s thoughts on this gem, or others.
Written by: Joe Philippon
Email the author: joep@fathom.net
I actually just love the variety of “shocked” faces on the girls. And, yes, creepy as it is those are girls, not women. But, I really would have liked to have been in on that art department meeting when they were choosing the pics - which girls got thrown out, I wonder, because they just weren’t shocking enough or because they replicated another girl’s shocked style?
This is a good one Joe. Just wish you we didn’t have to actually show the ad and give these guys more press.
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